* Samajwadi Party demands president’s rule in Assam (Congress rule).
* Congress wants president’s rule in Uttar Pradesh (Samajwadi Party govt).
* BJP wants president’s rule in West Bengal (CPM-led Left).
* Left wants president’s rule in Gujaat, or any other BJP-ruled government anywhere in India, or abroad.
* Each non-Congress party wants president’s rule in Maharashtra every time a debt-ridden farmer in Vidharbha kicks the bucket (though everyone, including the media, seems to have forgotten the area’s location on the map now that elections approach elsewhere in the country).
* Half of India wants president’s rule over the other half.
And the poor president? Forget imposing his rule, he cannot even decide whether he needs/wants/wishes/looks forward to/refuses… to have a haircut.
This, if the irony is to be carried a notch beyond the point of tolerance, is INDIA POISED. Or INDIA EMPOWERED. Or, for that matter, INDIA SHINING. Or… whatever.
In effect, INDIA IMPOVERISHED.
(Any media house that wants to use the campaign can contact the Subject for trademark details)
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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