Saturday, June 03, 2006

saturday, june 3 oopsie desi(s)

n Rajnath Singh (aye, aye, the BJP prez) says: "the UPA govt has to try to get a UN resolution declaring Pakistan as terrorist state passed."

Really? And what on earth will be the earth-shattering result? Will they bomb Islamabad? If the UN had the brains and balls, it would have done away with the likes of Rajnath Singh a long, long time ago.

n Gopinath Munde (who he? a once-upon-a-time Maharashtra deputy CM) says Rahul Mahajan was poisoned.

Really? ha ha ha

n The Film and Television Producers Guild of India (whazzat? dunno, ask PTI, learnt it from them) wants states like Andhra and Mizoram to review ban on The Da Vinci Code.

Really? Perhaps up next they will ask BJP to review its stand on Babri Masjid, and CPM to rethink Marxism. How about petitioning the film and television producers to stop making inane films and soaps for a change?

n During a surprise visit to New Delhi and Old Delhi railway stations, mantri-ji Lalu was angry. Very angry. Why? he did not apparently find the bed rolls and tracks clean, and the seating arrangements were improper.

Really? Shows just why all mantri-jis are so off-track.

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