i love politicians; they let my brain rest on sundays

Sunday is fun day; yup, even for politicians (comments in parentheses are, of course, mine):

LK Advani says serial blasts in Mumbai locals are the worst terrorist activity in the country’s history.
(Just revealed: BJP will soon pen a top-10 terror activity list, with Babri demolition topping the charts — at zero)

Venkaiah Naidu is infuriated at lack of Z-category security for him in Bangalore
(Just revealed by my 2-yr-old nephew: Z stands for zoo)

Uddhav Thackeray says: “People have now realised they should have made Balasaheb the PM to deal with terrorism in tough manner.”
(Revealed by intelligence sources: Uddhav’s brain found in one of the blasted compartments in Matunga)

Gopinath Munde says: though all Muslims can’t be labelled terrorists, “it’s a fact that all terrorists behind the recent (Mumbai) attacks were Muslims”.
(Revealed by Munde’s brain: “I just dropped out of the fissure of his rear.” Meanwhile, intelligence duds put up housefool notice outside Munde’s house for more of the exclusive “fact”.)

Raj Thackeray says: despite getting info from Delhi before blasts Deshmukh govt was busier closing down dance bars.
(BUSTED! Sakhi Sawant was source of info from Delhi)