Slit in Nigar's skirt shows the butt of a moral story

First was the khaki police, then came the baaki police.

First was the moral brigade, then came the oral brigade

First they said watching the nangus kills your poor soul, now they say banning ’em leaves that soul with a hole.

First they took wardrobe malfunction with a frown, now they say it’s an improper noun.

Only, the poor me is left wondering if slamming the slammer
by showing tits and the butts with/without the jammer
is manufacturing news and clamour in this age of all-pervasive glamour.